GABE DURHAM is the author of FUN CAMP, new from Publishing Genius Press. Other writings have appeared in Hobart, Mid-American Review, Quarterly West, the Rumpus, The Lifted Brow, and DIAGRAM. He edited Keyhole Magazine and Dark Sky Magazine. Gabe lives in Los Angeles, CA.
Kafkas CampusBy Gabe Durham
From a pair of tall towers, a German university is ruled by the brilliant and controversial President Ihre Magnifizenz (German for “Your Magnificence”), who commands the fear (and trembling) of her many existential deans, including the Dean of Why I Am Here, the Dean of Let Me Have It, the Dean of I Can’t Take Any More, the Dean of Oh Lord What Are We Do To Do Now That Our Rope Has Ended, the Dean of Why Must We Go On With This, The Dean of I Can’t Go On, and The Dean of Fear and Trembling himself.